Guy #1: "Something smells fishy."
Guy #2: "Dude, we WORK on a tuna boat!"
Kid: "Dad, why is latex so important?"
Dad: "Well,son, if I used latex, I wouldn't be having this conversation right now."
Guy #1: "Don't you hate when you wake up naked in a field surrounded by sheep?"
Guy #2: "I told you to lay off the scotch! It brings out your Scottish hertitage a little too much!"
#1: "What are you trying to say?"
#2: "You love the BAAAHH girls a little too much..."
Kid #1: "Your Mom wears combat boots!"
Kid #2: "So does your Mom!"
#1: "That joke doesn't work when your parents in the Army."
Old man #1: "So, what's up with you?"
Old Man #2: "Nothing. Why?"
#1: "Your soldier is at full attention."
#2: "Crap! The Viagra kicked in now!"
#1:"Is that bad?"
#2: "Yes! I'm on a bus about to see my proctologist!"
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