07/23/12 Thoughts

Thoughts of the day:

Ever notice that in BBQ, it's the only time two dudes can talk about rubbing their meats, and it's considered normal conversation?

Also, when you're in the kitchen or playing billiards, you can comment on a woman's nice rack, and not get slapped?

That the only times a man should ever ask another man "Where's the wood?" is when using a smoker, starting a fire, using lumber, or at a hardware store.

That you can only say bitch freely when it involves dogs.

That you should only talk about crabs when dealing with seafood.

That shouting "Look at those hooters" is only acceptable when pointing towards a pair of owls.

That you should only say "What a nice pussy you have" to a woman if she's petting a cat.

“The Hole”

Falling ground ward violently fast
Landing with an earth-shattering blast
Within minutes, the crowds quickly amass
Gathering around the charred, blacken grass
The entire town came out of sheer curiosity
Many others came in the name of discovery
Whatever the reason they all wanted to see
What disturbed the early morning tranquility
What would cause such a huge commotion
That would put an entire town in motion
In the end, there was only one explanation
The fireball was caused by a gas main explosion
Sadly, that was not what happened on that day
Everyone gathered at the park overlooking the bay
What exactly happened none of the town will ever say
When asked, they all will tell you to quietly go away