07/23/12 Thoughts

Thoughts of the day:

Ever notice that in BBQ, it's the only time two dudes can talk about rubbing their meats, and it's considered normal conversation?

Also, when you're in the kitchen or playing billiards, you can comment on a woman's nice rack, and not get slapped?

That the only times a man should ever ask another man "Where's the wood?" is when using a smoker, starting a fire, using lumber, or at a hardware store.

That you can only say bitch freely when it involves dogs.

That you should only talk about crabs when dealing with seafood.

That shouting "Look at those hooters" is only acceptable when pointing towards a pair of owls.

That you should only say "What a nice pussy you have" to a woman if she's petting a cat.