Okay, so I was sitting in a hotel
room in Atlanta, Georgia. It's been a long day, and all I wanted to do is
sleep. Around midnight, the room to my right became filled with grunting noise
and loud bangs. As I sat up in bed, I started hearing voices of a young couple through the thin wall.
"Ouch! Your damn monkey bit
me!," screamed the lady.
"Well, you shouldn't have
spanked it so hard! It was just wanted to be played with it," replied the
man.
"If you wanted me to play with
it, you shouldn't have shoved it into my face!"
"It didn't mean to spit on
you, dear. Calm down, and quit beginning so rough with my monkey!" the man
shouted back.
"Want me to choke your chicken
as well?"
"You keep your hands off my
chicken before I shave your pussy!" the man bellowed.
"Don't you dare touch Mrs.
Tinkles!" screamed the lady.
At that point, there was more loud
banging followed by the man shouting something that got me out of bed.
"HEY! Don't you dare shove
that up there!" shouted the man.
I rush out of my hotel room, and
knock on their door. The man answers dressed in a clown costume. Behind him,
the lady is dressed as a ringmaster. Running around the room was a chicken,
monkey, and a cat. It seemed the circus was back in town, and they had no safe
place to keep them. I apologized for the interruption, and went back to bed.
The next
morning, I found a new hotel. When asked by the front desk, I told them I can't
sleep when the room next to me when there's a clown spanking his monkey while
the female ringmaster is threaten to choke his chicken. Needless to say, I
didn't sleep too well that night thanks to that clown's monkey getting spanked.
It always made me realize that drinking a whole fifth of Jack before bed is
never a good idea.
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