Tired of feeling down?
Your world always blue?
Eat some Taco Bell;
Take a mighty poo.
You may feel better.
You will feel at ease
Whatever you choose,
Please spray Febreze.
If still down and blue,
Pack another bowl.
Sit back and relax
Eat all the Swiss Rolls.
Whatever you do
Never eat crazy glue.
Because if you do
Your mind turns to poo.
I no longer make sense.
This poem had a great start.
So, I'll have to end it here
For that wasn't just a fart.
