I woke up sore on a bed made out of
Shredded Mini Wheats and a pillow made out of Grape Nuts. I pulled myself off
the bed, and try to move when I felt something stopping me. I looked down, and
found my ankle chained with a chain made out of Cheerios that is buried deep
inside a wall made out of Corn Flakes. I began to think this is their prison
when I hear someone moaning, "Sugar! Sugar! My soul for a spoon of
sugar!"
I tried to look out the door, but I
couldn't reach it. I sat back down on the bed and sighed. The King imprisoned
me, even though I was told I'm here to save his kingdom. I wonder what happened
when I was knocked out by The Trix Rabbit. I went from being their savior to being
a prisoner. I had to find a way to escape from here before I end up dying down
here in this hellish room of adult cereals.
As I sat there, I felt something
snapped inside me. I let out a horrifying scream as my entire body began
shaking. The bed snapped beneath me, and I landed on the floor. I looked down,
and saw my skin melting into black feathers. My toes began growing large talons
as they slowly turned into yellow-scaled bird's feet, causing the chains to
snap. My scream turned into what sounded like a rooster crowing.
I pulled myself off the floor, and
ran over to the window. I looked in awe as there's a giant beak in front of my
eyes. I glanced out the window and see the sun is rising. I crowed again,
causing someone to holler out, "It's back! The Rooster Lord has
returned!"
I tried to turn around, but my head
hit the top of the roof. I crowed again, this time, I bust through the roof,
causing the prison cell to collapse around me. I kept crowing as the remains of
the cell kept shrinking. Before long, I was looking over the castle wall, which
was easily a good 50 feet. I don't know what I took, or what they gave me, but
it turned me into a giant chicken.
I heard a voice shout, "It
worked! It worked! Sam's reign of terror is going down!"
I looked down and saw Lucky the
leprechaun doing an Irish jig on top of the wall. "What have you
done?" I yelled out.
"To beat Sam, we needed the
anti-cereal! Eggs!" he shouted.
I sighed as I said out loud,
"I'm a giant cock in a world made out of cereal. Can things get any
worse?"
Lucky jumped onto the back of a
Buzzbee and said, "Follow us, and we will show you how bad things
are."
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