Am I going crazy?
Acid in the gravy?
The guests are smashed.
Hash mixed in the mash.
The salad bar now speaks
Whining the onions reek.
The shrooms pass a joint
Asking what's the point.
The writer's face melts.
His body covered in welts.
My skin is made of cheese.
My hair is a hive of bees.
My date isn't having fun
She's now a hot dog bun.
"Don't you get smart.
No jokes about Ball Park!"
I laugh like a big dummy.
Regretting that gummy.
The night ended rough
With a coconut in my butt.
Acid in the gravy?
The guests are smashed.
Hash mixed in the mash.
The salad bar now speaks
Whining the onions reek.
The shrooms pass a joint
Asking what's the point.
The writer's face melts.
His body covered in welts.
My skin is made of cheese.
My hair is a hive of bees.
My date isn't having fun
She's now a hot dog bun.
"Don't you get smart.
No jokes about Ball Park!"
I laugh like a big dummy.
Regretting that gummy.
The night ended rough
With a coconut in my butt.