"The Cereal Chronicle" Part 2

Part 1 

I woke up sore on a bed made out of Shredded Mini Wheats and a pillow made out of Grape Nuts. I pulled myself off the bed, and try to move when I felt something stopping me. I looked down, and found my ankle chained with a chain made out of Cheerios that is buried deep inside a wall made out of Corn Flakes. I began to think this is their prison when I hear someone moaning, "Sugar! Sugar! My soul for a spoon of sugar!"

I tried to look out the door, but I couldn't reach it. I sat back down on the bed and sighed. The King imprisoned me, even though I was told I'm here to save his kingdom. I wonder what happened when I was knocked out by The Trix Rabbit. I went from being their savior to being a prisoner. I had to find a way to escape from here before I end up dying down here in this hellish room of adult cereals.

As I sat there, I felt something snapped inside me. I let out a horrifying scream as my entire body began shaking. The bed snapped beneath me, and I landed on the floor. I looked down, and saw my skin melting into black feathers. My toes began growing large talons as they slowly turned into yellow-scaled bird's feet, causing the chains to snap. My scream turned into what sounded like a rooster crowing.

I pulled myself off the floor, and ran over to the window. I looked in awe as there's a giant beak in front of my eyes. I glanced out the window and see the sun is rising. I crowed again, causing someone to holler out, "It's back! The Rooster Lord has returned!"

I tried to turn around, but my head hit the top of the roof. I crowed again, this time, I bust through the roof, causing the prison cell to collapse around me. I kept crowing as the remains of the cell kept shrinking. Before long, I was looking over the castle wall, which was easily a good 50 feet. I don't know what I took, or what they gave me, but it turned me into a giant chicken.

I heard a voice shout, "It worked! It worked! Sam's reign of terror is going down!"

I looked down and saw Lucky the leprechaun doing an Irish jig on top of the wall. "What have you done?" I yelled out.

"To beat Sam, we needed the anti-cereal! Eggs!" he shouted.

I sighed as I said out loud, "I'm a giant cock in a world made out of cereal. Can things get any worse?"

Lucky jumped onto the back of a Buzzbee and said, "Follow us, and we will show you how bad things are."

"The Cereal Chronicle" Part 1

So, I woke up this morning floating on a spoon raft in a pond full of Lucky Charms. I looked around, and saw Toucan Sam in a marshmallow tree shaking in panic for Tony The Tiger was climbing up the trunk while snarling, "Toucans taste ggreeaattt!"

Before Tony got to the branch, Frankenberry grabbed him by the tail, and threw him into a pit of Rice Krispies next to the pond. I almost winced when I heard a snap, crackle, and then a loud pop that silenced the tiger's roaring.

Sam looked down at Frankenberry and cackled,” Now that tiger won't stop my plans to rule Cerealopia!"

As he flew off, Frankenberry stomped off into the forest following the toucan while singing, "The tiger is dead and the bird will wear a crown upon its head!"

I paddled the spoon to the shore where I'm greeted by The Trix Rabbit who pops out from behind a mound of Cocoa Puffs. He told me to follow him while pointing towards a mountain made out of Honey Combs. Considering I just witnessed a tiger be killed, I reluctantly follow the rabbit. I figured it would be safer to follow him then find out what else is lurking out here.

We made our way through the marshmallow forest to a river of chocolate milk. On the other side stood The Nesquik Bunny holding a grapefruit spoon. Next to him is Count Chocola holding a steak knife. They both glare at me as I approached the bridge made out of Little Debbie Nutty Bars.

"He's with me," announced Twix as he stepped onto the bridge.

"Sure he's not one of Sam's?" questioned Nesquik with an angry look on his face while glaring at me.

"Yes. He was summoned here by King Vitamin himself," replied Twix.

"He better vatch his step," stated Count as he lowered his knife. "After vhat happened vith Captain Crunch, I don't trust anyone."

Twix points at me and announced,” He will lead us to victory. Lucky foretold of his summoning this last night. He saw the signs in his magical bowl of Sugar Smacks."

My jaw dropped at this point. I was sent to this dimension of breakfast cereals because something a leprechaun saw in a cereal bowl. I began questioning what did I smoke last night before bed. It's been ages since I had a hit of weed, but if I did take something last night, I should sell it for it's some really good stuff. It also made me question what sanity I still had because if I'm not dreaming this, and I'm sober, I should spend some time in a padded room.

Nesquick and Count finally stepped to the side, and motioned for me to cross. I followed Trix to a cave in Honey Comb Mountain. He stopped as the entrance, and pulled out a sugar packet. He frowned as he ripped it open, and pours it on my head. The last thing I remembered before the world fading to black was him stating, "I'm sorry, but King's orders. Until we are sure who you are, we can't have you knowing the way to the castle."