Would it be wrong to steal a bong while wearing a thong only to break it on a gong owned by a man named Wong in the middle of downtown Hong Kong while singing some random Nirvana song?
Would it be bad to drink Jack while smoking crack despite being under attack for burning the enemy's shack and eating their children’s' snack while trying to sneak back before they steal your Cracker Jacks and your bunk mate eats your Apple Jacks during a nasty sandstorm in Iraq?
Wouldn't it be great to be stoned while cranking "Bad To The Bone" inside your brand new expensive home and you call Hugh Hefner on the phone and he says 5 bunnies can be loaned as long as you don't make their clones and you wake up your entire time zone from one loud massive groan?
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