11/09/13 Random Thought

Give one beer to an employee, and it makes them happy. A happy employee means more productivity. More productivity makes a boss happy. Boss buys more beer. Employees get more happy, etc. This repeats till the sixth beer. After the sixth beer, the state known as "Fookitall" kicks in. Happiness increases while productivity drops. Bosses get mad, but also get fired for supplying beer to employees that lead to a huge decrease in productivity. Employees are fired as well, but are already at the nearest bar drinking more happiness. Boss meets employees, and they all drink the night away till happiness spews out of them. The next morning, they wake up, and repeat this process. This is why I think beer should be allowed in the work place. A happy employee is a good, but drunk, employee.