Well, today was a crappy day until I went on my lunch break. I got my lunch out of the fridge and sat down. As I opened my lunch, I found a frog in my chef’s salad. I gagged at first, but fought the urge to puke. As I tried to stick it with my fork, it talked.
“Hey, what are you doing? You can’t poke me with your fork,” the frog croaked at me.
“You are sleeping in my lunch, the only food I brought today. You ruined my salad, that’s why,” I snap back.
“I’ll make it up to me. I know the meaning of life.”
It’s not normal to find a frog in your salad. I believed him, so I agreed. It almost told me the meaning of life. Before it could, a monkey came over and ate it.
"Why did you do that, monkey?"
The monkey replied, "What's the point of living if you know the meaning of life?"
I would assume the frog was going to tell you that the meaning of life was to make money, and you should use the talking animals you know to make some extra cash.
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