We're totally out of TP.
Buy one, get one cheese;
Course, milk from a cow.
Is the watermelon fresh now?
Redbulls better be a mistake.
A case of Dew ain't happening.
A sale on some T-bone steaks;
Some seasoning for blackening.
Grape Nuts because of old age,
And some Tums for heart burn.
Where do they keep the sage?
This butter is not home churned.
Ranch dressing for chicken wings.
Also, some kale for my smoothies.
Some bug spray to stop bee stings.
Sweet. They're serving fresh sushi.
Completed list, time to check-out.
No, you can't buy that Snickers.
No matter how much you pout.
Does this grocery store sell liquor?
Get home; forgot the toilet paper.
Left the kids behind with the dad
Tonight, red wine will be my savior.
After the crazy day shopping I had.
